Johnny D wasn't merely a San Francisco nudist; he was a devout exhibitionist. Every Sunday, post-church, Johnny D geared up, zoomed up Van Ness on his black Triumph Bonneville T120, a purchase made solely for trips to the nude beach.

In a distant dimension, far, far away, Captain Zog decided to initiate Project Earthly Enlightenment. He dispatched a team of ultra-terrestrial gardeners to sprinkle Earth with Cosmic Stardust, meant to awaken human consciousness and promote inter-dimensional peace.

Lucifer’s kingdom was vast, but it was a realm of secrets. He had, through his guile, erected barriers that kept the noble animals—like the wise owl, the courageous lion, and the just elephant—from entering his territory.